Noah By Lucy Dodson

Noah complained about EVERYTHING. One fine sunny day his head fell off!!!! His head was as round as a basketball flying through the air. He was as lazy as a golden brown lizard. His clothes were as silky and soft as a polar bears fur. He was only fourteen! Such a young age for his head to fall off. His crazy tall funny looking Mum rushed him to the white, tall, funny looking hospital. But they couldn’t do anything to help him. He just had to live with it! He was as stinky as a gray old angry goat. He sounded like a bull snorting, he smelled like a cranky cow rolling in a wet paddock. His skin was wrinkled into millions of pieces. I feel sad that his head fell off, but he did complain a lot, and I mean A LOT!
By Lucy Dodson